thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

Sarah + impersonating her genetic identicals

Title: Twenty Eight
Artist: The Weeknd
Played: 45097 times

gracededieu:

The Weeknd - Twenty Eight


Sebastian during photoshoots.

nintendofunclub:

bizarrejelly5:

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

who the fuck talks like this?

she’s crying because he wont stop talking to her.

queenroselalonde:

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”