May 2013
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good night guys i am so dead right now and i’m going to six flags with the band tomorrow yaaAAaaAY so tomorrow’s going to be quite fun hopefully i think maybe
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hungarian:
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
condommodel:
i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
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watching vin diesel on jay leno right now and he’s actually shY about things and he may be 45 and walking muscle but he’s so adorable???????????
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mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
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i’m q glad that 2 people liked my post about reading the solitude of prime numbers b/c
i love when other people have read the same non-mainstream books that i have tbh
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harrychestpains:
HOW IS LIAM CARRYING NIALL WITH JUST HIS FOREARMS WTF ???
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batdude:
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
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hey i don’t remember who the tumblr user was that recommended that i read that book the solitude of prime numbers
but i did
and it was really great and heartwarming
buT THE ENDING
I WAS LIKE SURELY THAT’S NOT THE END THERE MUST BE MORE?????????
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ofuckme:
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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not so much falling in love as leaping into it
writingsforwinter:
In January my older brother Paul came out without even saying a single word;
I found him wrapped around the body of another boy in the kitchen
when he thought everyone else in the house was asleep,
the two of them slow dancing through the light of the open fridge,
a bag of nectarines rotting sweetly on the marble counter, leaking
dark red sludge like the inner contents of...
pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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cuz there’s no filling up your spaces
with fictionary faces
imagnary...
– OneRepublic, “Burning Bridges”
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whyamisorandom:
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
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zarry:
i dont care what the creator of gifs says i will still pronounce it with a god damn g aint nobody gonna say jif thats fuckin stupid